Rage in the Cage!!!

Live, this Sunday, on Pay Per View, the World Wrestling Corporation presents a Fatal Four-Way Steel Cage match for the Heavyweight Championship of the world!

Watch as the Flying Ferret defends the title against three fearsome opponents: Hamster the Hamstermaniac, Captain Turtle, and Muskrat the Giant!

Special guest referees Bucky "The Intimidator" Beaver and The Marvelous Mongoose will be on hand to call the match.

Don't miss the wrestling event of the century! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, live on Pay Per View!

Be there!

Ferret lies!!!!

Muskrat is not friends with Beaver, Muskrat hate Beaver! Beaver betrayed Muskrat and stole Muskrat's mate. Muskrat want revenge on Beaver!

Muskrat thinks Ferret is friends with Mongoose! Muskrat has seen Ferret whispering with Mongoose and being sneaky. Ferret is always sneaky! Don't let sneaky Ferret have sneaky friend Mongoose as referee!

Muskrat is strongest!

This is an outrage!

With all due respect, Chairman Rabbit, I must disagree with your choice of guest referee for the title match that you so ably created.

I happen to know that the Beaver has been in cahoots with the Muskrat for quite some time, and I'll be darned if I'm going to let myself be cheated from a fair defense of my championship.

Please consider a more partial guest referee to ensure that things stay on the up and up. Might I suggest The Marvelous Mongoose? He has a fine reputation for being true and fair. I feel that he would be a perfect choice to officiate such an important event.

The Flying Ferret fears no one!

I have heard your challenge, Hamster, and I tell you this: I fight who I want, when I want! You can stomp and sputter all you like, but the simple truth is that I am the champion and I will defend my title when I decide a worthy opponent has come forward.

It was a delicious moment, humiliating you in front of all of your pea-brained "Hamstermaniacs" at Wrestlemania. Oh how they cried for their fallen hero when I split your head open with that steel chair. The look of utter shock and defeat on your face is one I shall cherish forever.

You may have the brawn, Hamster, but the brains clearly belong to me. If I were to grant you your precious rematch it would only serve as a reminder that I am indeed the greatest of all time, and that you are not suited to so much as polish my boots.

There will be no match today, Hamster, but perhaps if I am feeling charitable in the future I may allow another comic attempt on your part to pin me and reclaim the belt. Until that day, I shall remain content with my superiority, no matter how many challenges your foul mouth may utter.

Blech

I'm under the weather today and not feeling the funny. So here is a picture of a ferret with bunny ears. Enjoy.