Rage in the Cage!!!

Live, this Sunday, on Pay Per View, the World Wrestling Corporation presents a Fatal Four-Way Steel Cage match for the Heavyweight Championship of the world!

Watch as the Flying Ferret defends the title against three fearsome opponents: Hamster the Hamstermaniac, Captain Turtle, and Muskrat the Giant!

Special guest referees Bucky "The Intimidator" Beaver and The Marvelous Mongoose will be on hand to call the match.

Don't miss the wrestling event of the century! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, live on Pay Per View!

Be there!

Ferret lies!!!!

Muskrat is not friends with Beaver, Muskrat hate Beaver! Beaver betrayed Muskrat and stole Muskrat's mate. Muskrat want revenge on Beaver!

Muskrat thinks Ferret is friends with Mongoose! Muskrat has seen Ferret whispering with Mongoose and being sneaky. Ferret is always sneaky! Don't let sneaky Ferret have sneaky friend Mongoose as referee!

Muskrat is strongest!

MUSKRAT IS STRONGEST!!!

Stupid Hamster and Ferret think they so tough, but Muskrat will SMASH!

Sneaky Ferret hit Muskrat from behind in locker room before Wrestlemania. Muskrat should be champion, not Ferret! Muskrat challenges Ferret to match, Muskrat deserves belt more than Hamster! Muskrat will destroy Ferret, then destroy Hamster! Then Muskrat will be king!

Come out and fight weak little Ferret. Muskrat guarantee you lose!