Rage in the Cage!!!

Live, this Sunday, on Pay Per View, the World Wrestling Corporation presents a Fatal Four-Way Steel Cage match for the Heavyweight Championship of the world!

Watch as the Flying Ferret defends the title against three fearsome opponents: Hamster the Hamstermaniac, Captain Turtle, and Muskrat the Giant!

Special guest referees Bucky "The Intimidator" Beaver and The Marvelous Mongoose will be on hand to call the match.

Don't miss the wrestling event of the century! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, live on Pay Per View!

Be there!

Ferret lies!!!!

Muskrat is not friends with Beaver, Muskrat hate Beaver! Beaver betrayed Muskrat and stole Muskrat's mate. Muskrat want revenge on Beaver!

Muskrat thinks Ferret is friends with Mongoose! Muskrat has seen Ferret whispering with Mongoose and being sneaky. Ferret is always sneaky! Don't let sneaky Ferret have sneaky friend Mongoose as referee!

Muskrat is strongest!

Now hold on just a minute!

I'm the Chairman around here, and as the boss I get to make the matches.

You've all made some good points about why you deserve a shot at the title. So I'm here tonight to announce that live, this Sunday, there will be a fatal four-way match for the world championship belt!

Futhermore, it is my great pleasure to reveal the special guest referee for this historic match - none other than 17-time world champion Bucky "The Intimidator" Beaver!

You have less than a week to prepare, gentlemen. May the best creature win.