Rage in the Cage!!!

Live, this Sunday, on Pay Per View, the World Wrestling Corporation presents a Fatal Four-Way Steel Cage match for the Heavyweight Championship of the world!

Watch as the Flying Ferret defends the title against three fearsome opponents: Hamster the Hamstermaniac, Captain Turtle, and Muskrat the Giant!

Special guest referees Bucky "The Intimidator" Beaver and The Marvelous Mongoose will be on hand to call the match.

Don't miss the wrestling event of the century! Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, live on Pay Per View!

Be there!

Ferret lies!!!!

Muskrat is not friends with Beaver, Muskrat hate Beaver! Beaver betrayed Muskrat and stole Muskrat's mate. Muskrat want revenge on Beaver!

Muskrat thinks Ferret is friends with Mongoose! Muskrat has seen Ferret whispering with Mongoose and being sneaky. Ferret is always sneaky! Don't let sneaky Ferret have sneaky friend Mongoose as referee!

Muskrat is strongest!

This is an outrage!

With all due respect, Chairman Rabbit, I must disagree with your choice of guest referee for the title match that you so ably created.

I happen to know that the Beaver has been in cahoots with the Muskrat for quite some time, and I'll be darned if I'm going to let myself be cheated from a fair defense of my championship.

Please consider a more partial guest referee to ensure that things stay on the up and up. Might I suggest The Marvelous Mongoose? He has a fine reputation for being true and fair. I feel that he would be a perfect choice to officiate such an important event.