This is an outrage!

With all due respect, Chairman Rabbit, I must disagree with your choice of guest referee for the title match that you so ably created.

I happen to know that the Beaver has been in cahoots with the Muskrat for quite some time, and I'll be darned if I'm going to let myself be cheated from a fair defense of my championship.

Please consider a more partial guest referee to ensure that things stay on the up and up. Might I suggest The Marvelous Mongoose? He has a fine reputation for being true and fair. I feel that he would be a perfect choice to officiate such an important event.