Not if I have anything to say about it!

Poor Muskrat, your memory is as spotty as your skill in the ring. Let us not forget that it was I who bested you in our match before you were so cravenly attacked from behind by that infernal Ferret at Wrestlemania. If anyone deserves a shot at the title, it is Captain Turtle.

Foolish Ferret, your flying back-breaker will prove useless against my rock like shell. I will wear you down with my legendary patience and make you tap out with my figure four leg lock. The fans will scream the name Captain Turtle as I rightfully claim the championship belt!

I put forth this decree to all future challengers: Captain Turtle does not back down from a fight. I plan on defending the championship belt until the day I decide to step down. Flying Ferret, I demand that you step into the ring so that I may claim what is mine.