Great Words of Inspiration

"We may be out-manned, out-gunned, and out-flanked, but there is one thing we have that they don't. Chutzpa!"

"All right girls, let's show them what the Chattanooga Lady Butter Faces can do!"

"Just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, obesity is in the capacity of the buffet."

"Remember Jesus loves you. Even when you're doing that shameful thing with the ferret."

"The path to enlightenment is full of rest stop men's rooms."

"You can have my Fleshlight when you pry it from my cold dead hands!"

"The true test of a man is not how much money he made. It's how many dead hookers he left in his wake."

"God never closes a door without pushing you out of a window."