Rejected Advertising Slogans

"Chuck E. Cheese's, where a kid can stick it to the man."

"Don't trust Whitey, trust Starbucks."

"Little. Yellow. Different. Jiffy Lube."

"Saturn: C'moooooooon, please? I'll be your friend."

"Oh, you don't use a Mac? How...quaint."

"McDonald's: Make love to it."

"I don't wear anything without Tampax."

"Gold Bond's Medicated Powder: You can use it on your willie too."

"Don't be a queer, use Brawny."

"Mr. Clean is there when your husband isn't."