Begin your career as an Information Extraction Technician today!

Stuck in a dead end job? Tired of the same old grind every single day? Is the sound of human pain and suffering music to your ears? The Mercer Kessler Institute can help you on your way to becoming a licensed I.E.T. in as little as six months! Through our intensive online courses, you will develop the skills you need to excel in one of the following highly specialized areas:

• Psychological Manipulation
• Genital Electrocution
• Limb Amputation
• Sensory Deprivation
• Sexual Coercion
  

Or, get your degree in General Torture and Interrogation

So what are you waiting for? Log on to www.MKI.IETechnician.edu today, and let your love of inflicting misery be your ticket to a rewarding career! Soon YOU will be the one saying "I can't believe I get paid to do this!"

(Courses not available in CA, ME, WA, HI, or CO)