Lies my parents told me

Hiccups are your stomach trying to jump out of your body.

Toys 'R' Us only allows a child one toy per year.

If you eat McDonald's every day you will die. (Although "Supersize Me" may have proven that to be true after all)

If you pinch your nose while chewing you can't taste what you are eating.

Prizes at Chuck E. Cheese's are worthless junk.

Same goes for the prizes in the crane machine.

No one will laugh at your head gear in public.

That new bike won't make you the coolest kid in the neighborhood.

If it isn't snowing, the four wheel drive button will tear the pavement apart.

If they make fun of you then they aren't really your friends.