Obscure internet acronyms

SOAMIF - Shitting on a monkey in fear

CTBMBF - Can't talk, being molested by father/family member

TWC - Typing with cock

HFF - Hungry for flesh

OBBO - Overwhelmed by body odor

BMOB - Buying/Berating/Beating/Boning mail order bride

PITO - Pain in the orifice

NSFJ - Not safe for Jews

WWGD? - What would Geraldo do?

LOLCI - Laughing out loud, crying inside

J/KBYRAAFDPOS - Just kidding, but you really are a fat disgusting piece of shit