Personality profiles based on choice of Halloween costume
Pirate - Congratulations! You have no personality whatsoever. You either chose this costume based on all of those "most popular costume" articles, or you grabbed the first thing you saw when you walked into Rite Aid. You have a deep-seeded need to fit in and be liked.
Plastic Vampire Fangs - You don't want to go to the trouble of dressing up, but you don't want to pay a cover charge for being without costume. The classic vampire fangs, perhaps coupled with a shirt that's just a little gay for that full Eurotrash effect, hints at a desire to coast through life doing as little as possible.
Fireman - Dude, 9/11 was five years ago. Stop trying to get laid with the fireman getup.
Hilarious T-Shirt that says "Costume" - Not as lazy as the fangs, but much more insufferably ironic. A definite sign that you believe you are far more clever than you really are.
Hooker - You get one night a year to dress how you would always dress were it not socially frowned upon. Daddy issues, plain and simple.
Drag Queen - You're not fooling anyone, buddy. We all know what that's about.
Ridiculously Elaborate Costume - You are determined to win that contest, no matter how your choice of costume may discomfort you and limit your mobility. Around the two-hour mark you will inevitably realize that you forgot to plan on how you would go to the bathroom. A desperate need for attention coupled with an overachiever complex.
Spongebob Squarepants - Oh god, you're one of those people. Move along.
Adult Baby - See Hooker/Drag Queen.
Superfan - Decked out from head to toe in your favorite team's memorabilia. It might be more convincing if everyone didn't already know that you dress like that every Sunday.
Bettie Page - You are a lovely, wonderful woman who blesses the very room with her presence.
Plastic Vampire Fangs - You don't want to go to the trouble of dressing up, but you don't want to pay a cover charge for being without costume. The classic vampire fangs, perhaps coupled with a shirt that's just a little gay for that full Eurotrash effect, hints at a desire to coast through life doing as little as possible.
Fireman - Dude, 9/11 was five years ago. Stop trying to get laid with the fireman getup.
Hilarious T-Shirt that says "Costume" - Not as lazy as the fangs, but much more insufferably ironic. A definite sign that you believe you are far more clever than you really are.
Hooker - You get one night a year to dress how you would always dress were it not socially frowned upon. Daddy issues, plain and simple.
Drag Queen - You're not fooling anyone, buddy. We all know what that's about.
Ridiculously Elaborate Costume - You are determined to win that contest, no matter how your choice of costume may discomfort you and limit your mobility. Around the two-hour mark you will inevitably realize that you forgot to plan on how you would go to the bathroom. A desperate need for attention coupled with an overachiever complex.
Spongebob Squarepants - Oh god, you're one of those people. Move along.
Adult Baby - See Hooker/Drag Queen.
Superfan - Decked out from head to toe in your favorite team's memorabilia. It might be more convincing if everyone didn't already know that you dress like that every Sunday.
Bettie Page - You are a lovely, wonderful woman who blesses the very room with her presence.
posted by B at Friday, October 27, 2006
5 Comments:
what does it mean if you dress up as mundane food items?
I suppose it depends on how mundane.
Cucumber = Penis Envy.
Toast = Severe schizophrenia/homicidal impulses.
hmmm.
well i've gone as the following (elaborately squishy) food items in my lifetime:
a peep
cigarette (i guess not much of food to non-anorexics)
peapod
marshmallow
and i kind of wanted to go as a cheeseburger this year. insight?
Cheeseburger = Fetish for guys in wolf t-shirts.
My roomie dressed like a pirate before pirate was cool... wait, pirate was NEVER cool. Well, he dresses like a pirate anyway, and says 'aargh' about every day. One day I will be the homicidal pirate killer, I swear.
Let's see, I've been Ms. Yuk, the Cipro/Anthrax fairy (both years I worked in the clinic)... wow that's pretty much it. I get more dressed up to go to a party than for Halloween. Tomorrow is the zombie lurch, so I guess I'm a zombie for Halloween too. mmmm.... brains
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