Not so famous last words

"If I die, then I will die like a man. Or like a closet transsexual, whichever seems more appropriate."

"Tell my ferret I love her very much."

"I bet you twenty bucks I can outrun that Emu."

"Your knife collection is such a turn on!"

"Hey, any of you homeboys know how to get to the Klan rally?"

"Which part does the bullet come out of?"

"They can take our lives, but they can never take our erotic 'Doctor Quinn, Medicine Woman' fan fiction!"

"What's the big deal? Its only a baby."

"I wonder if there's a world record for eating thumb tacks?"

"That's it, I'm writing that rock opera about Mohammed no matter how much it offends them!"