Klingon Valentines

"May your blade stay sharp and true as it pierces my flesh during our bloodletting ceremony."

"You are the still-beating heart torn from an enemy's chest in the clenched fist of my life."

"If I were to be disemboweled and devoured by anyone, I would want it to be you."

"You make me want to scrape my man-sack across your forehead."

"Die dishonorable swine!"