Sunday, October 01, 2006

Lesser known Batman villains

The Misogynist - Having created a superweapon powered by female tears, his constant mission was to insult every woman in Gotham City. Abandoned during the Women's Rights movement.

The Sailor - Derived his evil super strength from cans of spinach. Killed off due to copyright issues.

The Pederast - An early fixture in standalone Robin adventures, made many attempts to add the boy wonder to his "Trophy Wall." Discontinued when casual pedophilia went out of style.

Tub Girl - Sought to hypnotize and enslave men through her disturbing website. Never made it past the Comics Code Authority.

The Pacifist - Didn't really commit any crimes, just sort of hung around and annoyed everyone. Vanished without explanation.

Da Gangsta - An expert at scamming the welfare system, had an army of "bitches" to do his evil bidding. Quickly phased out after massive uproar from the NAACP.

Nancy Boy - A former boyhood friend of Robin, turned to life of crime after his romantic gestures went unreciprocated. Later became Poison Ivy's fashion consultant.

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