Police Files: McDonaldLand
Case Number: 4187F
Suspect: Mayor McCheese
Offense: Narcotics Violation, Solicitation of Prostitution, Bribery
20:43:11 - Suspect spotted cruising Happy Meal Avenue in limo. Makes contact with undercover operative "Fry Guy." Suspect leaves scene with Fry Guy in limo.
20:58:30 - Suspect and Fry Guy check into Super Size Motel. Hidden camera and microphone records agreement for sexual acts and payment. Suspect offers Fry Guy vial of white powder.
21:01:45 - Officers enter room, subdue suspect. Suspect begins making threats to arresting officers, then calms and offers money for leniency.
21:25:00 - Suspect booked on above charges, released on $50,000.00 bail.
Case Number: 8163W
Suspect: Tiny "Grimace" Mahoney
Offense: Illegal Gambling, Assault
11:45:18 - Officers respond to 911 call in Apple Pie Heights tenemant. Unit is empty except for victim locked in bathroom. Victim reports that suspect entered the unit demanding payment for bets made on previous night's sporting event. Suspect allegedly beat victim with an umbrella stand until victim was able to escape into bathroom. Suspect then left scene.
13:01:56 - Patrol on McGriddle Way spots suspect based on description. Short foot chase until suspect is apprehended.
13:26:04 - Suspect booked on above charges and held without bond pending additional charges from sexual assault on Hamburglar while in custody.
Case Number: 5137D
Suspect: Birdie the Early Bird
Offense: Check Fraud, Narcotics Violation
10:15:26 - Officers respond to 911 call for suspicious behavior at McNugget Mall. Suspect allegedly attempting to purchase items with checks but refusing to show i.d.
10:18:00 - Suspect spots officers and dashes from store with arms full of merchandise. Officers give chase until suspect drops merchandise and roosts at the top of the coin fountain.
10:22:30 - After short standoff, officers taser suspect off of coin fountain. Suspect subdued with difficulty, search of suspect's person yields posession of methamphetamine and PCP.
10:45:15 - Suspect booked on above charges, held in detox tank, bail pending.
Suspect: Mayor McCheese
Offense: Narcotics Violation, Solicitation of Prostitution, Bribery
20:43:11 - Suspect spotted cruising Happy Meal Avenue in limo. Makes contact with undercover operative "Fry Guy." Suspect leaves scene with Fry Guy in limo.
20:58:30 - Suspect and Fry Guy check into Super Size Motel. Hidden camera and microphone records agreement for sexual acts and payment. Suspect offers Fry Guy vial of white powder.
21:01:45 - Officers enter room, subdue suspect. Suspect begins making threats to arresting officers, then calms and offers money for leniency.
21:25:00 - Suspect booked on above charges, released on $50,000.00 bail.
Case Number: 8163W
Suspect: Tiny "Grimace" Mahoney
Offense: Illegal Gambling, Assault
11:45:18 - Officers respond to 911 call in Apple Pie Heights tenemant. Unit is empty except for victim locked in bathroom. Victim reports that suspect entered the unit demanding payment for bets made on previous night's sporting event. Suspect allegedly beat victim with an umbrella stand until victim was able to escape into bathroom. Suspect then left scene.
13:01:56 - Patrol on McGriddle Way spots suspect based on description. Short foot chase until suspect is apprehended.
13:26:04 - Suspect booked on above charges and held without bond pending additional charges from sexual assault on Hamburglar while in custody.
Case Number: 5137D
Suspect: Birdie the Early Bird
Offense: Check Fraud, Narcotics Violation
10:15:26 - Officers respond to 911 call for suspicious behavior at McNugget Mall. Suspect allegedly attempting to purchase items with checks but refusing to show i.d.
10:18:00 - Suspect spots officers and dashes from store with arms full of merchandise. Officers give chase until suspect drops merchandise and roosts at the top of the coin fountain.
10:22:30 - After short standoff, officers taser suspect off of coin fountain. Suspect subdued with difficulty, search of suspect's person yields posession of methamphetamine and PCP.
10:45:15 - Suspect booked on above charges, held in detox tank, bail pending.
Labels: Birdie, Grimace, Mayor McCheese
posted by B at Tuesday, January 09, 2007
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