Taco Bell wants you back

Aww, don't be like that baby! You know Taco Bell would never do anything to hurt you. All that stuff they be hatin' on me about, you know that aint my style. Taco Bell don't send a lady runnin' for no toilet. Taco Bell knows how to treat a lady right. Taco Bell knows how to fill you up real nice.
We had so many good times, baby. You remember when you had too many Sea Breezes at your high school reunion and you ended up throwing up in Taco Bell's parking lot at 1am? Taco Bell was there for you, baby, Taco Bell gave you what you needed. Two burrito supremes and some cinnamon twists fixed you up right.
Look in your heart baby, you know Taco Bell is right. Come on back and Taco Bell will satisfy you like you aint never been satisfied before. Taco Bell promises, and Taco Bell's word is bond.