Britney and K-Fed, what's next?
12/05/06 - K-Fed reveals Britney breast fed first child while mainlining Rumplemintz.
12/17/06 - Paparazzi photos explode online revealing very graphic images of Paris Hilton's arm lodged halfway into Britney's colon during an impromptu drunken puppet show.
02/22/07 - After his epic match with WWE Champion John Cena that left him hospitalized for weeks and permanently confined to a wheelchair, K-Fed denounces his former lifestyle and vows a new life in the service of the Lord.
03/05/07 - Britney is hauled in for questioning after the partially devoured corpse of Lindsay Lohan is discovered in the alley behind club Bungalow 8.
04/13/07 - Although not officially charged yet still under heavy suspicion over Lohan's death, Britney eludes police surveillance and disappears completely.
04/20/07 - Grainy footage of Britney reading bizarre scripture with a glazed look is released from K-Fed's new compound in the Mojave desert.
05/01/07 - Authorities launch a midnight raid on the compound, sparking a massive bloodbath as K-Fed's loyal flock fight back with their huge cache of firearms and explosives.
05/14/07 - The 2 week standoff finally ends as K-Fed plummets to his death from atop the massive shrine of himself that his rabid followers constructed from car parts and aluminum siding. Britney is found safe but thoroughly brainwashed. The country's finest deprogrammers are rushed in to assist.
09/03/07 - After months of rehabilitation and some good old fashioned Christian love, Britney triumphantly announces her comeback tour and new album of modern versions of classic hymns.
12/17/06 - Paparazzi photos explode online revealing very graphic images of Paris Hilton's arm lodged halfway into Britney's colon during an impromptu drunken puppet show.
02/22/07 - After his epic match with WWE Champion John Cena that left him hospitalized for weeks and permanently confined to a wheelchair, K-Fed denounces his former lifestyle and vows a new life in the service of the Lord.
03/05/07 - Britney is hauled in for questioning after the partially devoured corpse of Lindsay Lohan is discovered in the alley behind club Bungalow 8.
04/13/07 - Although not officially charged yet still under heavy suspicion over Lohan's death, Britney eludes police surveillance and disappears completely.
04/20/07 - Grainy footage of Britney reading bizarre scripture with a glazed look is released from K-Fed's new compound in the Mojave desert.
05/01/07 - Authorities launch a midnight raid on the compound, sparking a massive bloodbath as K-Fed's loyal flock fight back with their huge cache of firearms and explosives.
05/14/07 - The 2 week standoff finally ends as K-Fed plummets to his death from atop the massive shrine of himself that his rabid followers constructed from car parts and aluminum siding. Britney is found safe but thoroughly brainwashed. The country's finest deprogrammers are rushed in to assist.
09/03/07 - After months of rehabilitation and some good old fashioned Christian love, Britney triumphantly announces her comeback tour and new album of modern versions of classic hymns.
posted by B at Thursday, November 30, 2006
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