Lesser known Christmas Carols

Grandma Got Curbed by a Reindeer

Fuck You, Santa, I Wanted the Green Power Ranger

Baby Will You Suck My Candy Cane Tonight?

Charles, the Green Pubed Reindeer

Santa Watches You While You Sleep

Whites-Only Christmas

Frosty the Snow Tranny

I Saw Santa Claus Running a Train on Mommy

Its the Most Harrowing Time of the Year

What Child is This? I Aint Yo' Baby Daddy!

All I Want for Christmas is My Kidney Back