Insult people just like Michael Richards!

If I were a woman I'd come down there and spray you with feces!

You talk real big for a guy with bananas for hands!

I've got a rectal thermometer with your name on it, buddy!

He's a fibber! He's a fibber! He's a fibber!

You're goin' down like Aunt Petunia's bake sale!

50 years ago I would have had you with the prime rib and a side salad!