Who wears short shorts?

Those creepy guys that take jogging way too seriously.

The "Hooters" girls.

The less successful "Wieners" boys.

Home fitness equipment models.

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

The Dallas Cowboys team astrologist.

WHACK! - New Mexico's finest WHAM! tribute band.

George Takei's personal assistant.

Slutty Chihuahuas

Chuck Norris