Republican Gay Sex

*sung to the tune of "Teddy Bear Picnic"


If you go in the bathroom today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go in the bathroom today
You'd better go in disguise
For every senator ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day republicans have their gay sex
Any friend of the G.O.P.
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous cocks to suck
And wonderful boys to lay
Inside the stalls where nobody sees
They suck and fuck as long as they please
Cause that's the way republicans have their gay sex
If you go in the bathroom today
You'd better know the code
It's lovely in the bathroom today
Be ready to take a load
For every senator ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day republicans have their gay sex