My wife sure does love her new anal bleaching!

Thanks for having us out on the boat, Jim, it's lovely out on the water this time of year. Nothing like spending some time with good friends. Did I tell you how much Darla likes her new anal bleaching? She just got it done last week at Mitzi's downtown. Yep, there's nothing like a nice clean butthole to really put the spice back into a marriage.
Darla honey? Come on over here. Why don't you bend over and show Jim? There ya go, what do you think, buddy? Isn't that just the nicest little pink starfish you've ever seen?
How is Helen's anus looking these days? A little used maybe? I'm telling you, nothing will perk up her confidence like a nice trip to the bleaching chair. And that confidence will pay off on you in spades, believe you me! Maybe you could surprise her with a gift certificate.
Oh hi Helen! I was just telling Jim about Darla's anus. C'mon honey, drop trou again and show Helen. Nice huh? She could be in adult films! Tell Helen how quick and easy it was, honey.
What a beautiful afternoon. Good friends, good times, and a spotless cornhole. I can't think of anything better.