Unsuccessful Marketing Slogans

Throat Cancer - Catch It!

Nobody does it like Sammy Hitler.

A gentleman never forgets the lube.

Serving Whitey for over 30 years.

Put your trust and the souls of your children in our hands.

You could do better, but why bother trying?

We're here, we're queer, we make great pie.

Like a good neighbor, we've seen you naked.