Captain Cupcake and the Yum Yum Brigade vs. The League of Evil Veggies

Captain Cupcake held his best friend in his arms and tried to comfort the dying man. "Don't worry, old pal. You're gonna make it."
Chancellor Sprinkles coughed wetly and shook his head with a smile. "You and I both know that's a lie. Just promise me one thing, Jack. I want you to give that Lord Asparagus a knuckle sandwich the likes of which he'll never forget!"
"You got it, buddy, you got it."
Captain Cupcake stood and surveyed his remaining Yum Yum Brigade fighters. "We've let this League of Evil Veggies keep us down for long enough! They've killed our friends. Raped our wives. Enslaved our children! Well I say it's time to put a stop to all that!"
A low murmur of excitement began to build through the rag tag group of mercenaries. "I say we march right in there, guns blazing, and give those bastards what for! Who's with me?"
The Yum Yum Brigade responded with a rousing cheer. "We're all with you, Cap!" said Cherry Cordial with a pump of her shotgun. "Let's send them all to hell!"
"And if we don't send them to hell," replied Captain Cupcake gravely, "then we can at least take them with us!" He held up the small nuclear device for all to see. The group nodded in understanding, this was most likely going to be a suicide mission.
Chief Sour Apple shuffled to the back nervously. He had betrayed his fellow sweets by agreeing to be Lord Asparagus' mole, and now he had no idea how he was going to be able to warn the dark Lord before the Yum Yum Brigade stormed the Fortress of Salad with a nuclear bomb.
"Soldiers, mount up!" bellowed Captain Cupcake. "We've got some unfinished business to attend to!"

Will the Yum Yum Brigade be able to defeat the League of Evil Veggies without obliterating themselves in the process? Find out next week in the thrilling next chapter of Captain Cupcake and the Yum Yum Brigade!