More items found in Paris Hilton's storage space

• A dog-eared paperback copy of Mein Kampf
• Three feet of Nicole Ritchie's lower intestine
• The souls of 23 Korean children
• Voodoo dolls crudely resembling the Olsen twins
• A vast collection of vomit-stained curtains
• The cremated remains of 375 little dogs
• Vag-Master (tm) the amazing vagina tightening machine
• Love letters to Santa
• A year's worth of stool samples, carefully labeled and organized
• A butt plug shaped like New Jersey
• Designs for a line of crotchless sweatpants
• Receipt for $2,500.00 worth of LiceRX
• Discarded bodies of previous hosts