Amish Bumper Stickers

Whoop if you are randy

A bale of hay, an honest day's hard work, or a peek under the bonnet - nobody rides for free!

My other buggy is the Batmobile

How is my driving? Come see old Ben Gardner down at the feed store, speak your piece, and he'll let me know.

Farmers do it 'till it grows

My honors student can shoe a horse faster than your honors student