Scary Stories for Starlets and Celebutantes

The Camera That Added 10 Pounds

The Daddy Who Ran Out of Money

The Doughnut That Wouldn't Come Back Up

The Day No One Paid Attention

The Conservative Panties

The Gift Certificate to Walmart

The Bridesmaids Wore J.C. Penny

The Hairdresser Who Wasn't Gay

The Curse of the Undead Pimple

The Clever Pharmacist