Little known facts about Abraham Lincoln

• Coined the phrase "All that and a bag of chips," but found no applicable uses at the time.
• Lowered troop morale by disguising himself as a Confederate soldier and repeatedly asking others "What if instead of slaves, we all owned puppies?"
  
• Invented the Internet, but lost the plans somewhere in Nashville, Tennessee.
  
• Ordered all horses on his estate to be done up to look like Unicorns.
• Constantly practiced signing "Mrs. Abraham Jefferson" in his diary.
  
• Quietly and without fanfare drafted a peace accord with the Archion race from the Xeno System.
• Once tickled a man in Reno, just to watch him laugh.
  
• Moved the Mason Dixon line 2 miles south without anyone noticing.
• Tragically, was talked out of wearing his favorite metal "Play Watchin" helmet by Mary Todd.