Even more famous last words

"What this dreary old biker bar needs is a rousing performance of the YMCA!"

"Relax honey, I've picked up dozens of hitchhikers. Look, this one is dressed like a clown!"

"You can't fire the gun after its been underwater. See, look..."

"Now what in the world do you suppose those people are all pointing up in the air and yelling about?"

"Of course its edible. That's why mother nature made it such a bright, attractive color!"

"Sodomize me with a loaded rifle once, shame on you. Sodomize me with a loaded rifle twice, shame on me. Sodomize me with a loaded rifle three times..."

"Those aren't killer bees. Gimme a rock."

"The third rail won't hurt me because I'm wearing rubber underwear."

"If that bear thinks I'm giving up my Hungry Man dinner without a fight, he's got another thing coming!"

More famous last words

"Hey, I know what will get the tub clean. We'll use ammonia and bleach!"

"I'm opening up a new rib joint and strip club. Its right across the street from the Iranian Embassy."

"Ok, here's the plan. You take the big one and I'll take the one with the swastika branded into his forehead."

"Did you know tigers are scared of camera flashes? Watch..."

"How do you say 'Do you do anal?' in Spanish?"

"You know what's great? Smoking crack in bed!"

"Gary bet me that I couldn't eat a whole bottle of laxatives. Easy money."

"If we don't bring Jesus to these noble tribesmen, who will?"

"You know that old Gypsy lady at the fair? I swiped her tip jar!"

"Relax, by the time he notices that its just a 20-dollar bill wrapped around a bunch of paper, we'll be long gone!"

"The secret service are a bunch of pussies. I bet I could get all the way across the White House lawn before they catch me."

"All right, the rocket is ready to go. It'll be just like that stunt on Jackass!"