Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Jeb Anderson, Notary Public

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No affidavit too trivial! No declaration too statutory! He roams the rough streets of Freedom City, Pennsylvania, in the pursuit of authentication! He is...



JEB ANDERSON, NOTARY PUBLIC!



We begin on a peaceful spring evening as husbands return home from work and wives put the finishing touches on a world class dinner. SUDDENLY - A piercing scream shatters the calm! A young damsel in distress has just opened a letter from the local Constabulary.

DAMSEL: "Official seal by Notary Public?!?" What am I to do???

With a triumphant shout Jeb Anderson, Notary Public swoops in to save the day!

JEB: Have no fear, Madam, Jeb Anderson is here! With my Seal of Justice, I can authenticate that document!

DAMSEL: Oh thank you, kind stranger. I don't know what I would have done without you!

With a mighty CLANK, Jeb Anderson affixes his Official Seal to the document, thereby saving the day!

DAMSEL: How can I ever repay you?

JEB: Just remember to call my name whenever you need the services of a Notary Public. Oh, and that will be $7.50.

DAMSEL: Bless you, Jeb Anderson!

Once again our fair city is safe, thanks to....

JEB ANDERSON, NOOOOOTARY PUUUUUUUUBLIIIIIIC!!!!

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Blogger Nepenthe Homebrew said...

can you post that picture of your grilled face please?

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