Messages on a bathroom wall

"For a mildly disappointing time, call Arnold."

"Mincing Maids cleaning service. Will do windows, anal."

"Lost: two heroin suppositories. If found, please contact Mark Renton."

"Stalin is a fag."

"Your mother ducks Spock in hell."

"Me: double amputee with a glass eye, scabies, and a lot of love to give. You: anything with an orifice. Meet here 07/13/07 at 1 am for a beautiful connection."