The Extended Rules of Fight Club

The 12th rule of Fight Club is: no wedgies.

The 17th rule of Fight Club is: conversations with and/or altercations between myself will go on for as long as they have to.

The 21st rule of Fight Club is: Indian burns are legal, but frowned upon.

The 24th rule of Fight Club is: homoeroticism should be kept to a minimum, if possible.

The 28th rule of Fight Club is: no girls allowed!

The 32nd rule of Fight Club is: he who smelt it, dealt it.

The 35th rule of Fight Club is: take a goddam shower before you show up, please.

The 39th rule of Fight Club is: salad fork on the left, dinner fork on the right.

The 43rd rule of Fight Club is: if this is your first time at Fight Club, please give your hat and t-shirt size to Mickey.