Other reasons why Janie's Crying

• Still upset that they discontinued Crystal Pepsi
• Steel Magnolias is stuck in the DVD player
• Preparing her famous onion pie
• Solved the daily Sudoku puzzle in the paper only to discover that the number pattern resembled a picture of a dead puppy
• Local KFC ran out of Extra Tasty/Crispy, forced to eat Original Recipe
• Saw homeless man wearing the same dress and looking better in it
• Stubbed her face on the doorjamb
• Agreed to taste test of new Wasabi toothpaste
• Lost hundreds of dollars by switching to Geico
• Diamond Dave gave her teh VD