Even more unlikely things that could have killed the Crocodile Hunter

• Disemboweled by the horn of a playful rhinoceros
• Smothered by an over-protective mother ostrich
• Buggered to death by an amorous silverback gorilla
• Garroted by a jealous electric eel
• Kicked in the head by a startled donkey
• Stung in the willie by a nearsighted platypus - Crikey!