Official Sponsors of Superbowl XLI

Astroglide: The official lube of Superbowl XLI

Stomach Cancer: The official terminal disease of Superbowl XLI

Jasmine: The official transgendered prostitute of Superbowl XLI

Canada: The official punchline of Superbowl XLI

Your Mom: The official gangbang of Superbowl XLI

Stayfree: The official feminine napkin of Superbowl XLI

That guy from Grey's Anatomy who got all upset when the other guy from Grey's Anatomy called him a faggot: The official pansy of Superbowl XLI

Peyton Manning: The official corporate whore of Superbowl XLI