Lesser Known Celebrity Religions

Despite increasing controversy and suspicion, Scientology has become one of Hollywood's most prevalent and powerful faiths. Before its rise in popularity, however, several other left-field religions tried to secure a foothold among the Tinsel town elite:

Dudeaism - Started by surfers on the sunny coasts of California, Dudeaism preached the ideas of "chilling out" and "taking it easy, bro." Certain ceremonial herbs were often consumed during relaxation and bonding rituals. Early adopters included Keanu Reeves and Pauly Shore.

Fabulanity - Favored by Hollywood's "it" girls, Fabulanity was almost the exact antithesis of Buddhism. Rather than reducing suffering by eliminating possessions and distractions, the purpose of Fabulanity was to increase divinity by accumulation of wealth and possessions. Levels of spiritual hierarchy tended to be measured by the number of rooms in one's mansion.

Shatnerology - This faith was also created by a science fiction writer, albeit one of considerably less talent. Shatnerology had a rich and complicated history, additional pieces of which were revealed as members paid to "advance their training." Senior members were treated to the full story of the creation of the universe, including the heroic Jesus-like figure "Kirk," his magic vessel "Enterprise," and the evil and corrupt "Klingons." Shatnerologists believe that certain human beings contain crucial pieces of Kirk's body and soul, after he was disincorporated and imprisoned by the ruthless traitor, "Khan." Those special persons, after paying to reach full enlightenment, will one day come together to reform the mighty Kirk and defeat the causes of all pain and suffering in the universe. This miracle has thus far been slow going, as there are only two registered members, the highest raking of which is unable to continue until he pays off his parents for the semester he spent at community college.