Inappropriate Ice Breakers

"I couldn't help but notice your fever blister."

"Did you know that it's legal to breed leeches in your bath tub?"

"Oh my, I could get lost in those pores."

"I have a masters degree in pussyology."

"Have you ever been inside a casket?"

"People tell me that I look like a young Joseph Stalin."

"I've swallowed fluids from over half of the people in this room."

"Bacon is an excellent aphrodisiac."

"I love children! The law says I might love them too much."

"You know what's good for a sore throat? My semen."