Project: Failure 2.0

National Novel Writing Month is almost here and I have decided to once again enter myself into the herculean challenge of banging out a 50,000 word novel in 30 days. Last time I tried was in 2004 and I ended up with an absolutely miserable 13,000 words or so, and a manuscript that was sinking faster than my self respect. This time I've decided to set myself up to fail on an even bigger stage, where my lack of work ethic can be viewed by more than those I foolishly bragged to about taking on the challenge last time. Now anyone who happens by the site while google searching for anal bleaching can watch the ongoing downward spiral because I will be posting what I write (or not posting what I managed not to write) each day.

To (most likely not even close to) victory!

lolrock

Real posts (sort of) will start again soon, I promise. Until then, more crap!











Thanks again, roflbot.

lolwar

Yes, I know I am going straight to hell. But hopefully I can get a few yuks along the way.













As always, many thanks to the handy dandy roflbot generator!

Cheer up, Trent Green

Maybe it will be like in cartoons and that second massive blow to the head will make you remember how to play football again.